No what I was looking forward to was seeing my best mate Joe and his gf Sarah. Joe had been my best friend since we started uni 6 years ago but as we ...ived at other ends of the country to each other nowadays we didn't see each other as much as we'd like. Well we were going to make the most of it this weekend. Takeaway and a night at the pub tonight followed by a big night out in London after my conference tomorrow. I got into London about 6.30 and Joe was there to pick me up. We drove the 20. "The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?" I'm a taxidermist," says the man.The bartender, looking very bewildered, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-dermist?"The man says, "I mount animals."The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"Adult Fairy TalesCINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her.As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to. What was left was in bad shape. The Imperial Valley was ruined for the foreseeable future.Mexico and the rest of Central America had also suffered from volcanos and earthquakes. That area and points further south no longer broadcast news reports. Information was heard primarily through the military and chartered news flights. I had a feeling that there were few survivors and organizations. Reporting to others wasn’t high on their list.The rest of the world was quiet because the main engine of. I considered calling her to wish her a happy birthday, only deciding against it when I remembered that in only one more week it would be Ginny’s twenty-fourth birthday. ‘Here’s the guy I was telling you about,’ Millie said, shoving a photograph under my nose. ‘His name is Clifford. I spoke to him about keeping your girlfriend’s roommate busy, and he’s up for it. Let me know if you want to reserve him for next Saturday.’ Clifford looked enormous. ‘How do you know him?’ I asked. ‘He’s a mechanic.