So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?” “T...e produce guy looked at me and said “No. You’ll have to do that yourself”.Dave had just returned from his honeymoon and was settling down in their new apartment. Coming home from work one night, the landlady met Dave in the hallway. She said “I have a couple of extra tickets to a play in town tonight, and I wonder if you and your new bride would like. I really like you but, well…". I put my hand on his thigh, no, not his cock, his thigh, and said, "Joel, anytime you want to go home, I'll take you right then, okay? I just thought you were cute and, well, I'm really attracted to you. I think we can have a lot of fun together." "Oh, I think you're really pretty, so I do want, um, well, you're sure this is okay?" "Trust me, Warren understands that I like some variety in life, he really does understand. He's fine with it." Just about then, I. The auditorium isn’t large but there are dozens of people in the theater seats looking at him through ornate masks. He is visibly uncomfortable, especially when he sees the people pointing TV cameras at him.Unbeknownst to Harold, the announcer is now speaking to the audience in the headphones in their masks, and also through their computers and mobile devices at home: “Hey everyone! For folks in the seats, please be sure not to give Harold any clues, and we’ll all have a grand time!““Okay,. I took his flacid penis in my hand and raised it to the vertical, pushing the skin back to expose the head. Feeling the blood flow into the cock I pulled the foreskin up and tightening my grip on the hardening cock I started to slowly pump up and down my left hand gripping his thigh.I was starting to get him seriously arroused and his breath quickened and his hand slipped up under my skirt and grasped my ass.I sped up my pumping and tightened my grip further as his fingers felt their way under.