”This bunch is compliments of Allan A man goes to the clinic and makes an appointment with an ophthalmologist and an urologist. The nurse asked, “...hy do you need them both?” He replied, “Either I’ve gone color-blind, or my piss has turned blue”.This guy went to the doctor and said to him “Doctor ... I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word HONDA”. “That’s interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could fart for me?” says the. .. and when the pleasure arrived, I was learning to let go of the pain ... to surrender to it ... which made the pleasure all the more intense.I had already experienced pain at the hands of Renaud – in the upstairs bar when he pinched my nipples to make me scream – but at that point I had not associated pain with pleasure. I endured the pain simply to please Him – the nipple squeeze was pain ... the anal sex was pain ... and I’d do it for him because I was in love.In hindsight (amazing how. The pressure of her buttocks on his cock was making him wild. Each time they made love, it seemed to happen in a different and more exciting way. He began to move his hips, surprised how good it felt to have his erection sliding between her firm nether cheeks. It might not be fucking, but it felt awfully good just the same! If he kept doing this too long, he was liable to come! ‘Baby…’ Lois purred, her body aquiver from Dennis’s insistent caresses, ‘that feels incredible!’ Her affair with the. What did take me by surprise was the way he spoke to the caller. After the normal niceties, he said that he had a lad with him and then described me and my naked body in full detail, still slowly wanking himself. he then handed me the phone and told me to say hello to his friend, which I did and this confirmed to the friend that the guy was telling the truth. I handed the phone back and just heard him say 'not tonight, but soon', at which he hung up and pulled me back to him, once more.