Of A. government at work!This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania D...partment of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letter, you won't stop once you start. WOW Love this man.This is an actual letter: State of Pennsylvania 's letter to Mr. DeVries:SUBJECT: DEQ ... File No .97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec 20; Lycoming. It’s the way he breathes deeply to smell the scent, the way he lightly stirs the liquid in his mouth to taste the flavor, the way he casually but steadily holds his glass on his palm. Oh my master, how I wish you can enjoy me like you enjoy that drink now. Finally he puts down the glass and speaks again, “You want to please me tonight? You can start now.” Reaching behind her back she unclamps her bra, letting it drops on the carpet. Proudly presenting in the chilly air are her perfectly. “Morning...Daddy, she moved closer, Is Daddy horny?” her hand was soon gripping my already hardening cock, “Mmmmmnnn, seems you are, maybe I should suck you off and get you really hard for your little slutgirl, she moved down and i felt her hot mouth take my cock inside and begi to suck, she soon had me groaning, what a great little cock sucker she was, stopping only briefly to speak to me. . . that will hurt” and he said, “I don’t mean it literally Sammy it is just a way of saying I want to fuck you harder ,” so I said, “ ohhh okay well yeah you can split me then hey” and he said “tell me you want me to split your hot cunt” so I said, “ “I want you to split my hot cunt, and he said “scream it to me Sammy scream it to me” so I screamed out loud, “SPLIT MY HOT CUNT,, SPLIT MY HOT CUNT” but I started laughing and so did he but he kept ramming his cock into me tho hey. then when he.