He hear the unmistakable sound of female laughter and shouting. He wonders where it is coming from. He looks up and down the road, sees the track lead...ng back into the trees, and decides to take a peek. Brad heads down the road, the sound getting louder. He can see through the trees some girls on a dock by a pond, wanting to get a closer look he heads across the ditch to the fence. Ignoring the ‘Do Not Trespass’ sign he hops the fence and walks closer, staying concealed by the trees. He sees. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the premises.Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared:“ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ Costco”These are compliments of Uncle P. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.A whale swims all day, only eats fish, and drinks. It is something I haven't spoken of in years. But It is an event that even after all of the years that have separated me from it, and with all the more traumatic events which have happened since. This one event still haunts me. It is in that intimidating place that all of us know. It is that dark and fearful place that exists somewhere in between the time we are fully asleep, and half awake. So come join me as I take you back to simpler times, and an event that still haunts' my dreams.I was. I wanted to take advantage. Without notice I rushed into her room. She could not hide the phone. Before that I saw what was going on. She was dumbstruck. She didn’t know what to tell. Then I pretended like I was innocent and told her that I didn’t expect this from her and all that. Then she told me not 2 tell anybody and pleaded me. Then I asked her why she was doing that n she replied telling that she has not had sex since years and her husband has grown old and was uninterested in her. She.