” “Oh, my God! I don’t love you, Drew! I’ve never even considered it, and I certainly haven’t thought it.” “I know, you’re married; ha...pily, to a husband you love and adore.” “That’s right.” “So when you have sex together, do you leave the light on or turn it off?” “That’s none of your business.” “Of course not, but I’ll bet you’re dying to tell me. You like the lights on.” “I am not telling you that.” “And I bet you like missionary position, because it gives you the feeling of being taken.”. "The policeman says, "Why not?" I stole this car."The officer says, "Stole it?"The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what?" She's in the trunk if you want to see."The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.The senior officer says, "Sir, could you step out of your. “No!”“You sure?”“I’m not gay, Colin.”“Then why the hell are you staring at my cock?”“Because there’s nothing better to stare at,” he answers, chest suddenly rising and falling like he’s out of breath. I laugh. “Then touch it. I dare you.”“No,” he says back. I put it away and sigh. Inside my pants, my cock continues to throb. In my peripheral vision, I see his eyes eyeing my shorts. I make my cock jump a few times. His fingers twitch on the ground. With my right hand, I pull my cock. Being only human, as Mike listened to Jane’s compliments, his impressive seven inches was slowly twitchingitself into a firmer, and even more impressive, nineinches!Jane suddenly turned to me, “I just want to touch it!”I could tell from her expression and breathless tone,she was asking me for permission.I shrugged and nodded. What was I going to say?Jane turned to Mike, “May I?”Mike looked at me and I nodded again. He turned backto Jane, “Sure, Jane, if you want to.”Jane got up off her chaise.