The audition followed the following format:Ned and I were fully clothed as we sat on the sofa, before being introduced by Selwyn. Selwyn then asked us...questions, before ‘shockingly’ informing us that the female who had been arranged couldn’t make it. It was corny and delightful. Both Ned and I then feigned apprehension before ‘reluctantly’ agreeing to go ahead with the scene.Lights, camera, action:“So, you boys are straight and wanting to earn an extra few bucks?” We both nodded shyly.“Why. Maybe it was all a hoax. Just seeing what he could get me to do. I was going to go home, read a good book, and call it a night early. ‘Miss Lisa,’ a sweet voice called to me. I looked down and a girl, about ten was standing behind me with a single rose and a card. ‘This is for you.’ She smiled, turned and ran away. ‘We’re on an adventure,’ the card read. It had another address. I’m a lot of things, and a sucker for romance is one of them. I looked at the address, thought about the best way. Lois and her charges weren't as convinced as that."But they're far less likely to go for 'female only', don't you think?" she asked of Joe."I've seen the layout of the place, and it would be awkward at best." He considered for a minute. "Maybe if you hosted an exhibition game, between our teams and yours? Or came here for one?" Are you sure you just don't want to see my girls naked?" Lois joked."Lady, I've seen so much naked flesh here over the past three weeks, I think I'm suffering from. " It was Sharon, of course."Oh, that was kind of you," I answered.After a bit of small talk, we sent kisses over the phone lines and hung up. I looked out the window expecting to see a spectacular show but was somewhat disappointed to see my friend on the bed alone. She was still naked but the other girl had clearly got dressed and left in the time I was on the phone with Sharon. Hard to believe I was disappointed to see a naked girl on a bed, but somehow I was. I felt I had missed something. I.