There would be somebody to liaison with everybody locally. There were food consultants to tell me what I was eating and when. There was probably a bat...room consultant, to make sure I took Vice Presidential dumps at appropriate times.You have to be real damn careful with consultants. Consultants are professional worriers. You can’t make a joke since it might just offend somebody. You can’t say you are for something, or against something. You can’t give details lest they be turned against you.. ..be a dear”Sweetie indeed I thought; here was someone else treating me like a k**. Dear was too much.Mandy had me shredding the lettuce next to her.Well looks are so frickin deceiving as she picked up a Lebanese cucumber. You know: firm, long, green and thin.Frigging Lebanese cucumbers would never again look quite like innocent green salad veggies and the associations now in my mind of the slimline; slightly rigid, bumpy, curvy veggie... well nature is magnificent...and as a girl I found out. Youll survive. Yeah. Wanna go to the boardwalk? Yeah. You got a sweatshirt I can wear? I gave her my football team hoodie and we went out. I grabbed my bag, wallet, phone, and keys, and went downstairs and out. We went to the little shop two blocks down, got knockoff starbucks, and sat on a bench. I put my arm around her like the good brother I am to her, because I was one. Then I kissed her on the cheek like a friend. She was the coolest person ever. After dinner we went upstairs, and with my. . for a very pretty girl." Please leave these woods with me, Todd." No can do, babe." But you must!" The girl seemed annoyed about something. "This placeis full of evil. It changes people in ways you could never imagine." I love this part of the story. You're really good at this. Are youstudying to be an actress? Can you tell me how long it took to makethis all up?" It's not just a story. It's the absolute truth," replied the girl."And if you don't leave these woods right now, you'll soon find.