Billy wasn't gay. He didn't have any sexual inklings yet, either way... but he would. Oh, he would.Billy's first inkling: it was eighth grade geograph... as he remembered it. Mrs. Killington had just bored the class with her monotone delivery about textiles in the New England states and it was like a soporific. His eyes were slowly closing.Unfortunately for him, Mrs. Killington nearly broke his eardrum awakening him as the class laughed hysterically, desperate for anything to liven the. Will Bill pulled up, right close to our back bumper moments after we stopped. First, Elaine asked me if I remembered the horn signals, which I affirmed and then she quickly reminded me of the strip tease/flash I was to give him when I exited our truck before I was to walk back and get good and royally fucked. I opened the passenger door to our truck and waited for the running board step to hydraulically slide out into place. I stepped out on it and down on the ground next to the door which I. Blind drunk even before they sat down, he acted asthough they were attending a wake. "Lesh drink to Blur, todaysh theday that she's gonna take a rilly, rilly big pill so she duzn't hav toworry eva again 'bout puttin'' the toilet down afta pissin'. Blur willbe a good little girlie now on. She'll stop peein' on the rug."Fortunately or unfortunately, those were the last coherent words thatLaird said that evening. Mumbling something, he left the table, pickedup a half-full bottle of bourbon and. In fact, I guess I’m not; all I’m thinking about now is that I’d better get a shopping done, we’re running low on stuff again.I wonder how Hugo’s doing. It’s the first time he’s been all by himself up there. But he’ll be OK, he’s come a long way. A really phenomenally long way, given that it’s been less than two full months.Two goddamned eventful months, I think. It would’ve been pretty hard to even imagine two months ago that I’d meet a real caveman, much less fall in love with him.And dammit,.