What else? That way it was only half a lie.’ Ann got up, finished off the bottle of apple wine, stuffed it under some papers in the overflowing was...epaper basket, and sat back down. ‘Anyway, every other Saturday, I’d get up early, make myself pretty, then head over to the Perkins Passion Pad, home of Perkins the Pervert. ‘He’d let me in, take my coat, and offer me some coffee. The guy was a fiend for coffee. There’d always be somebody like B. B. King or Aretha Franklin on the stereo and we’d. Every last one of us. It was quite the orgy!” Daphne informed her master, very satisfied with what transpired in fact.“I wonder if this is the new ... norm, then,” Alcaeon limped his way into the andron, where his uncle, the King, cradled his head from a splitting headache.“I hope that it is, to be honest. I adore orgies ... Don’t knock them until you’ve tried them. They’re glorious! Especially drunken revelry like last night. They’re sacred to Dionysus, after all. Not to mention Eros and. The elliptical machine beeped its warning that the cool down phase was about to start. The noise brought her out of her fantasy back to the reality of eight eyes staring at her. They all quickly returned to their jobs when she looked around. She looked at her own reflection and noticed a growing damp spot on the crotch of her leotard. She realized just how excited she was, maybe she would ask Kurt to join her in the shower after all. She looked at the weight area for Kurt, but he had already. ‘Mommmmmmm! Where are you? I’ll be late.’ He jumped up with a start and stared at my smiling face. ‘Why din’t you tell me he was calling?’ ‘You were so close. I didn’t want you getting blue balls now, did I?’ ‘I’m coming.. Start packing your bag’ I shouted. ‘You are the best mother in the world and the best wife..’ He stared at me lovingly. ‘And?’ I was fishing for some morning booster compliments. ‘And the best lover and the best bitch and the best sex maniac and the best thing that ever.