“I used the name of ‘Brother Aedan,’ but my true name is Robert Bouchard of Hereford, and I’ve made an enemy of Adam Orleton, the bishop there... He is my adversary and I shall bring him low. But first, acclaim me, Robert Bouchard, Duke of Cornwall. Cornwall shall not submit to the rule of such corrupt men as Roger Mortimer! I do believe that I am the first such to be called ‘Duke of Cornwall’ instead of simply ‘Earl,’ am I not? So be it. That is my claim and I stake it now. Kneel and acclaim me. Three hillbillies were sitting on the porch. The first hillbilly said “My wife is so dumb, yesterday she dragged home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain’t even got electricity!” The second hillbilly said “My wife is stupider than yers, yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we ain’t even got runnin’ water!” The third hillbilly said “My wife is even stupider! Yesterday I was in the kitchen and I saw her purse on the table. Everything was spilled out of it and there was a bunch of. " He might not know that," said the Sergeant. "Why would he light out after bagging such bad men otherwise?" Perhaps he was afraid of retaliation by the men's friends," said Dobbs. "You know how anyone with a reputation as a gunslinger is always sought after by those who would boast of beating him." The man we're looking for bested three bad men, Sir," said the Sergeant patiently. "He didn't stay around to brag. There's something funny going on."The officer shrugged. "Our mission is to sweep. "About what?" That I have to sign a waiver." Well, that's in case something happens. It's mostly a formality. I'llhelp you with the aftercare, don't worry." But--do I sign my own name?" Well, of course you do, sweetie. Don't worry. You won't be the firstgirl they pierce who...you know." I do need a girl's name, though," I said."Well, have you thought of one you might like?" I don't know," I said. "I'm not sure if it matters." Would you like me to pick a name for you?" she asked.I laughed. .