'Jamie, you mention your ex one more time I'll throw your ass outa here. Now scoot it up here and lemme concentrate. ' Figured since she was on top al...eady I might as well shut her up straight away, give her something to think about. Not a heavy girl, so when I heaved she didn't have much choice than to slide up my chest. Not stupid either: knew right away what I was up to and helped herself along, settled herself just outa range, she thought.'Come and get me then.' She wasn't counting on the. ’ I believe that’s what people call them - not that I would know what others think. Ever since I ceased working, I never mix. But, there I go again, wandering from the point. I must try hard to control myself and keep to the subject.I’ve never written a diary, even when I was a child. Mind you, nothing ever happened in my infancy, at least nothing worth writing about. When I was three my parents were killed in the car accident and from then I lived with Uncle Tristram and Aunt Julia. They. Oh, and he’s studying to be a mechanical engineer.”“Not pre-med, like you?”“No; they want kids from different backgrounds and with different majors to share rooms. It’s part of learning to live in the real world. I like the idea. I joked with Jocelyn that I hoped Charlie was short for Charlotte and that the computer had messed up!”Emmy laughed almost as hard as Jocelyn had.“Nice fantasy!” she laughed. “Maybe I’ll sign up as ‘Emmet’ and ask for you as a roommate in two years!”“I think they MIGHT. We were just walking down the street towards his house earlier talkingabout girls in general and pretty much minding our own business when hejust up and spontaneously transformed into a girl." That is rather hard to believe," I replied, even though I knew it wasnothing less than the absolute truth. "How is Carl taking histransformation?" Not all that well. I mean, how would you like suddenly findingyourself changed into a girl?" John suddenly gave me a puzzledexpression. "Wait a minute. How.