With a solemn nod of her head she agreed with Naomi. Naomi pulled the woman to her feet and wrapped her in her arms. Tani placed her head on Naomi's s...oulder and cried for a long time.Tani did as Naomi asked, she went to training daily but always figured out some excuse for not joining in strenuous exercise.Naomi's eyes jerked open. Why have I awaked with such a start, she thought. It was only then she heard the moans of pain coming from Tani's room. Naomi jumped from her bed and rushed to. Jerry said, Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday...The first police officer turned to his partner and said, Were outta here!And Then:Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, Chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she Ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over ... women like that are hard to find."This is compliments of the. " Sorry, mom." Felicia said contritely, "I'll try not to wave it in your face." Okay" I said, "and there's no need for haste, Felicia. You can come over any time - after the school work is done - as long as you call first. Also, the household staff here is loyal and trustworthy, but let's not strain their consciences too much, okay? When you're here you need to keep it clean until we're in private, also."Felicia called me from her cell phone right after the closing bell at her school the next. Okay the big finish, 'I love you and only you' plus 'I'll do anything to make it up to you so we can go on with our lives together'. First I don't believe that I love you crap. You don't do what you did to someone you love. Second do you really think there's anything you can do or say that will make me forget that you're nothing but a back stabbing, lying, slut? Do you?Have we covered all the bullshit excuses in the cheating slut wives' handbook? Or maybe that's slut wives' cheating handbook?I.