Q: When do women drink alcohol?A: Wine O’Clock.Q: Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?A: 2 drinks.Q: How do you find a man in a bar who is ...ensitive, caring and good looking?A: He’s nursing a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and is acting super super gay!Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?A: The sofa doesn’t keep asking for Bud Light!Q: What is the similarity between Michelob Ultra and having sex in a rowboat?A: They are both SO close to water!Q: What. ”He took over and ran the course so she could see the difference. She signed up.The school cars were tricked out BMW M 535i four door cars of various years. Fast enough but nowhere near the WOW! of the M1.The first day behind the wheel, I had no idea what to do.“You’ve never driven.” Not a question ... a simple statement of fact.“Nope.”“Good! I don’t have to break you of your mothers bad habits. Adjust the seat to fit. You’re what? Six two?”“I guess. The last time I was measured I was Six one.. I can feel the beginnings of my orgasm as my breathing quickens. Rubbing my clit faster and faster, I moan quietly because I do not want to wake Mike up. I feel the wave after wave of orgasm go through me. Collapsing up against the toilet, I hear a slight moan. I look up and Mike is standing there naked with his hard cock in his hand. ‘I was going to wake you up with a surprise, you woke up too soon!’ I exclaim. ‘I would love to be woken up just that way every day…That was incredible. I can’t. The man looked at me then back at his wife. They whispered again. "Well, you can stroke yourself as you watch." He said. "Ok" I replied. "Would you like a turn? I guess you are welcome to have a shot." He smiled. "William, are you crazy!" She said. They whispered some more, then they both looked at me as the man asked "would this be your first time?" "Yes, I have never had sex before." I said a little embarrassed. The two went back to whispering and then the man moved out of the way and the.