. My man and I were sitting at a table with two other couples playing cards and goofing and chatting a little ornery stuff and the one woman friend sa...s..."i give the best blow jobs" and I say oh yah... prove it, she grabs her husband by the arm and i stop her and say of course he would agree with you. I want you to prove it on my man. I know he will enjoy it and will also be honest. she said ok. so he unbuckles his jeans, scoots near the edge of his chair she lowers to her knees, gently grabs. Thats not acceptable, Dad! Jeff, in the meantime, jumps out of the pool, runs up to them, happily greeting Louis, Hi grandpa! Seans head sinks as his father stutters in shock, Sh-Sh-Sean, d-d-did you elope! No Dad. Jeff just calls me Dad, so youre Grandpa! Sternly, getting to what really troubles him, Sean, why in Gods name, is Jeff naked! Why is he naked in front of his girlfriend! Jeff, cover yourself, already! Fearlessly naked, Jeff replies, With all due respect, sir, only you broke a rule.. "Dannie chose that moment to enter from the back, and upon the sight of the customer, she was startled so much that the potion she had been mixing fell to the floor in a shattering mess. The Old Wizard absently gestured at the potion, which disappeared along with the glass shards."Go mix that up again, Dannie," he said, making a shooing motion with the hand while continuing to look at the customer. Dannie walked backward into the back room."There's something inherently unsettling to most of. " I certainly do! You know I have been helping as a teacher's assistantin the dance program at Sam's school. Well, the school has a big danceconcert coming up this month and Sam is going to be in a special role." Let me guess, is he going to be a fairy or something?" As soon as Isaid that I realized the unintended double meaning."Not quite, but close. The eighth grade class last year did a fancysquare dance performance, and the teacher wanted to do the same thingagain. There was one big.