The bedroom door opened and Sarah stood there open mouthed looking at me, her eyes stopped at my limp dick trying to hide itself.“WTF!, OMG!, What t...e hell is going on here” she cried out, her laughter filled the room. All I could do was lay there with half a smile on my face.When her giggles subsided she recognised me although I have never seen her before, “Hey, aren’t you the guy from next door?” she asked and I nodded to her mumbling something along the lines of her mother having k**napped. The night of the party arrived and we drank and sang, and genuinely had a good time. I was in a different room playing a drinking game with some friends, when I was summoned by Jess. "John! Come here! We are testing your expirament in the bathroom." Jessica called from across the house. Without hesitation I left the game unfinished, completely unlike me and went to the bathroom. I was met by four other people. There was my wife, 5'8 dark hair, 115 lbs, she is skinny but not too skinny, she has. Then March came around, and April, and into May, and it seemed like the whole world had gone silent. Everything changed. A pandemic. Lockdowns. A seemingly brain-dead election. For most of us, trapped within the walls of the place we call home, it gave us time to think. It gave us time to experience an everlasting boredom known only to the people of the free world; and with that boredom, the raging hormones of socially and sexually deprived people. And as the old saying goes: Idle hands are the. ” Jake rises from his chair and offers it to Nancy. “Here, sit down, would you like a cup of coffee?” “Yes, please.” Jake goes over to the counter and pours Nancy a cup, and refills his own, then moves back to the table to sit with Nancy. “Do you see the elk out there grazing?” “Yes, they’re so beautiful”. They continue to sit and watch the elk while enjoying their coffee. Jake gets up to refill their cups, throws a couple of Danish in the microwave, then heads back to the table after the.