Yes, we're getting married, but don't worry. I have no intention of giving up our affair, Mum," Sam promised."So, you're going to be my daughter-in-la..., are you? Excellent taste in women, Sam. I commend yours in men, too, Aimee. If you don't mind your fiancé fucking his mother on a regular basis, I think that we understand each other. Since I'll be your mother-in-law, call me Mum as well," Carolyn even kissed Aimee lightly on the lips to reassure her."Mrs. Lewis ... er, I mean, Mum. Thank you. “Right, ah, Miss Corgiel. Is it possible for a do-over?”“Of course not, silly! Your Heaven has already been created, and we’re all waiting on you to finish!”Ah, well.Right.Well, it’s simple enough. I just cannot take damage at all. Ha ha ha... Part of my strategy just became infinitely more important.“So, next would be my movement rate of 12, right?”“Yes! And now it’s time to select your proficiencies!”Ah, yes, proficiencies.While future D&D games would have skills and skill ranks, humble AD&D. She took a quick look in the safe and nodded with satisfaction. "Excellent," she said. "Now we're going to make all of you nice and comfortable so we can take our time looking to see just what nice things there are for us to take away. All right?"The manageress nodded compliantly. Jacqueline and I weren't so keen. The woman in the blue and gold scarf reached into her Prada handbag and pulled out a handful of plastic strips. She waved to Jacqueline to come forward. "You can help with this," she. Panic stations!"Shit shit shit! Who the fuck could that be?" From the living room there was a line of sight down the hallway to the front door, so I opened the living room door a fraction and peered out. The upper panel of the door was frosted glass and through it I could see a familiar shape: it was my mate Jim.I'd been friends with Jim since we were very young and had gone through junior school together and now attended the same secondary school. We had seen each other naked loads of times.