One morning I was on a late start and just laying in bed, my girlfriend was up and off to work. Louise was on a later start and I was under instructio... to be out the bedroom so she could shower in peace. Well I woke to the sound of Louise getting out of bed ( 12 years in the Royal Marines gives you good hearing ) Fuck I thought I won't have time to get out of the bedroom, so I thought id just play it cool and pretend to be asleep. My left leg was out from under the cover as i lay there on my. But something didn’t fit, and it was making him more uncomfortable by the second.For the third time that day, and the twentieth time that week, Niles considered dropping in to see Brandi’s mother. Just to see if she’s spotted anything, he told himself, before recognizing his thought process for the flimsy excuse that it was.He didn’t want her wisdom - he just wanted to see her. But he couldn’t. She’d made it very clear that she had no interest in interacting with him in a non-professional. " No shit. Of course, the forces of evil mostly turn out to be purse snatching punks and amateur stick-up men, and guys who think gang-rape is a neat party game." I deliberately didn't mention my encounter with The Torturer. I didn't want to have to explain what all went on that afternoon, especially since I wasn't completely sure how I felt about it myself."Um, OK. Whatever." Steve didn't buy it, but he wasn't going to call me a liar to my face. I thought maybe that was just as well. I had. I couldn’t see anything wrong with it.“You think it’s weird too,” Lily lamented.“No I don’t, haven’t you looked up about it? What’s inside-out about it anyway?”“It goes in, normally. I mean, inwards. It just comes out when it’s cold or I rub it.” She flicked her fingers over it and it plumped up noticeably.“So what do they say online?”“It’s just, you know, ‘don’t worry about it’. But boys might not like it.”“I see.” I tried to work out what a father was supposed to do. At the same time I was.