"Wethought you were a transsexual." Quite frankly, gentlemen," I admitted candidly, "I'm not quite surewhat I am. Until I had a better handle on this ...hole gender thing, I hadbeen planning on keeping this to myself and continue living as, well, aguy."Unable to help himself, Moore asked the obvious. "But how could that bepossible? I mean, you don't look anything like . . ."The opportunity to have a bit of fun at Moore's expense was simply toogood to pass up. Dropping my chin a smidge, I gave him. One of them is encouraging our daughters to select good mates. Steve would be a very good choice. Now, I’ve said my piece and I’ll leave you two to talk!” she grinned.Nancy got up, winked at me when she was behind Kara and left the kitchen. I heard her go upstairs, understanding that she intended to give us some privacy.“Sorry,” Kara said, slumping in her chair.“About what? That your mom thinks we belong together? That’s no crime! That she said something about it? That isn’t a crime either,. Not in the pool, not at a school. I would not be one here or there. I would not be one anywhere. I would not like to be a boy. I would not like it, Call-Me-Roy.Roy: Would you, could you, when you pee? It's so delightful, you will see!Girl: I would not, could not, when I pee. Not a boy, now let me be! I would not be a boy at dance. I would not be a boy in pants. I would not be one in a car. I would not be one at a bar. I would not be a boy at. “You do have a point,” Jack said.“I know, but my son doesn’t seem to understand that,” Gail answered.“I can have you declared incompetent,” her son said.“Over my dead body,” Johnny growled stepping up to his father and poking him in the chest with a finger.Trying to keep his anger in check, Johnny’s father said, “Son, you don’t understand how bad things are. We just want to get Mom situated while she can afford it.”“Fuck you,” Gail said giving him the finger and marching off.“I don’t think I’ve.