I refuse to squat over a hole in the floor to take a shit.After pretending to sit to get an idea how far from the back wall the slot should be, he mar...ed and cut out one long hole that would stretch under where the seat(s) would be. I can’t wait to see the look on her face when she sees that, he thought as he stepped back to look.Chuckling, he returned to the cave.“Get the sills in?” she asked as she dumped sliced potatoes into the skillet.“Yeah,” he returned as he began flattening another. That you won the fucking silver medal in fencing?! You moan, letting your forehead drop dramatically onto the carefully bullet-pointed list of all your outrageous lies. Maybe if you had told them you won the bronze instead, you wouldn't be in this mortifying situation.Abruptly, however, you sit back up. Hey, what's all this wailing and gnashing of teeth?! Fake it 'til you make it, right? A whole summer of peacocking around, waving a fake sword for cute actresses in more low-cut than strictly. "David shook his head at her "Well I won't have you do the sobriety test then but I will have to bring you in. How old are you again? 19, no 20, right? Which means you are drinking underage." Brandi nodded her head she knew her parents would be furious her body trembled at the punishment she would have to endure. David continued his lecture and while he repeated words that he had to repeat to other underage drinkers he couldn't help but to eye Brandi's shapely chocolate legs and thick thighs.. She smirked internally) office to receive your grade on today’s philosophy 201 test.”If it hadn’t been for the second text that read, “Failure to appear before COB today will result in failure of the entire class,” Mika would possibly have ignored the message.She didn’t want to fail the class, she discovered somewhat belatedly, so reluctantly she dressed and headed back across the campus to find out what the damage was.As she arrived at the professor’s office she met one of the geeky boys (men.