The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.Would a disaffected member of Generation X be a highly-motivated and successful person?Two b...ondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at that dog with one eye!”The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, “Where?”Dear Bill:OK, so I’ll never be president,but at least Donna Rice was a babe!Gary HartI just came back from the Twin Cities. They didn’t look alike.I keep hearing about Clinton’s oaf of office. Is. She's only 5'-5'2" tall, slim with shoulder length hair, tied back in a pony tail. She was wearing tight black jeans, hugging her ass and a grey t-shirt which nicely outlined her breasts. She was a pretty little thing, about 20yrs old, with a well defined face and lip glossed lips, frequently applied throughout the day! I spent much of the day trying to look down her top at her small smooth tits, discovering that she was wearing a black bra. When she leaned forward I could also see her knickers. Why don't you come to my place and we can ride over together," I suggested."Okay. What time?" she asked."Tell you what. Come over at six and I'll fix us something to eat. Then we can drive over to the play. It's not far from my place," I said."Dinner? That's sounding more like a date," she said.I laughed. "Nope. I like to cook. It's no fun cooking for one. Really, I'm doing this for me," I said."Okay. See you at six," she said.I spent Saturday cleaning up my place. It sure doesn't take long to. “Do you have any body cream”? I asked“What for”“It will just make it easier to apply the savlon, it will go on smoother over a larger area”“Only baby oil”“Even better”. It was in the bathroom. I got the oil and sat next to her on the bed.We identified the area of pain, just around the centre of her should blade. I squirted some cream & oil on my hand and began to apply it to her shoulder.“Do you mind if I just pull the straps down a bit it asked, I don’t want to get oil or cream on them”“Mmm.