You probably think this is where something sexual happens between my mother and me. In this case you would be right. Before my mother, I had only one ...oman but she was worth the experience of a dozen girls. She was a thirty-year-old waitress that worked at a diner a few blocks from school. I got to know her very well…almost every afternoon (and sometimes night) for ten months. You can learn a lot in ten months. But I still wasn’t prepared for mom. It was the first evening after my father left. .. Sheila. “Hello Gorgeous,” I said.“You’re certainly in a good mood today. Back when the place was broken into you ‘suspended all operations,’ I have some checks to cut for Stan, Robbie and you, due to some house sales. What do I do with the money owed Robbie?”“Cut all the checks except Robbie’s ... no ... the monies due Robbie, change the payee to Caroline O’Hara. We’ll be by to pick up Caroline’s and mine. Goodbye?”“How much is Robbie’s commission for?” Caroline asked.“Well, in California,. Sure. We’ve talked about them.”This confession caused Blake to bounce up and down slightly on the bed, “So if you had the chance, you’d play with those melons, right?”Still smiling, Blake leaned in close, so their faces were only a couple inches apart. Josh felt his face flush red.Blake leaned back and laughed, “Yea, I thought so. Hell, compared to your mom, my mom is flat as a board.”Including Blake’s mom into the conversation, even though only briefly, helped Josh to relax. Blake wasn’t such. The previous ones had been disasters and, as usual, ended up in severe pain and humiliation for her. She hoped that for once this latest school journey to Spain would be less of an ordeal than the ones before had been but as usual, she was dead wrong about that!As she stepped off the tour coach Tracey looked at the massive building in front of them with its stone walls, iron gates and barred metal windows. What the hell IS this place?Mr. Chambers led the group inside the place. With the signs.