After clicking throught my CD collection he popped in a CD and began to just sit there listening at 9:52 his phone went offErika: "uhm yea, like i was...sleeping but you interuppting, that is way better"Me : " haha fuck you i was sleeping when you texted me, ill be over in a minute" I ran upstairs after throwing on skinnies and t- shirt I headed out the door keys in hand shouting to my momA few turns later I was at her house. Heyheyyso what did you wanna do?nothing im just bored you staying. For instance, there are a lot of hot young girls on this campus. I see you girls walking around in those tight pants and I just want to take a big ‘ole bite out of one of those tight asses.”“But,” you continue, “I can’t get away with that. I can’t afford the lawyers to keep me out of jail and I can’t afford to retire after I’m fired. I know this, I’ve accepted this. so I work hard and someday I’ll have saved up enough so I’ll march out on the Quad and bite some hot young Freshman girl’s. I just figuredyou're up, you could do it." Uh, great, yeah you get them." He stuttered.This was so great, Todd was becoming unhinged at the thought that I wasreally going to go through with this. As if. I contained my laughteruntil I was outside getting the bags.Making sure that Todd could see the store name on the bags as Ireturned, I asked. "Do you want to see what I bought. After all, you arethe employer, you should approve of the uniforms your maid will wear." No, jeez, are you really going. What's a mother to do?"Maury chimes in, "What about it audience. What should she do?"Maury rushes up into the audience and a woman speaks up, "You have got toget some control. Discipline him. I'd spank his BE-hind." I'm concerned he's getting too old to be spanked over his mother's lap,but I do still do it. Does that do any good, Justin?" Felicia asks me.I start to cry. My mother knows she could lose the audience's sympathy tomy tears. It could look like she's bullying me. So she goes.