But now it was her sister, Pamela who scooted into the middle for the return to her home where we were guests.At first I hardly noticed. But a synapse...crackled and I became aware that Pam's calf pressed cozily against my own once she settled in. My initial impulse was to slide my foot over slightly to give her room. But my inhibitions had been alcohol suffused just enough so that an inner voice said, oh just leave it there. Pleasant isn't it, so what's the harm? If she doesn't care for it. ” I was still on the fence but he pushed me over with a few words. “Katy Perry will be there.” Jake was well aware that my #1 celebrity crush was Katy. Of course she was going out with John Mayer, who I’m also a big fan of (the dude can shred) and I wouldn’t have a shot even if she wasn’t. I mean, I’m a decent looking guy and I frequent the gym but I’m a lowly aspiring screenwriter, I’m no rockstar. Still, it would be awesome to be in the same room at least, pathetic I know. So yea, I was. At least, that's what I thought about and how I thought would go. "I'm sure you must have been made at him." I responded. "No. As a matter of fact, I found it a bit... Flattering. It's a good thing you picked me up. I felt so horny tonight that I might have even jumped him if he took me home. But I would just claim to be drunk the day after." "You are drunk." "No... I might have had a little drink or two... Or three or four. And then maybe a few more. But I'm fine." We kept silent for a minute,. "And good muscle tone too," she noted pinching my bicep a little with herfingers. "You're going to be much shorter than you are now - much weakertoo. Does that concern you, Jake?" A little, yes," I replied shrugging."The world is going to seem a whole lot different to you once you're agirl," she informed me. "It can be a scary, scary place at times but itcan also be a truly fun place too. What are your thoughts on suckingcock?"My face cringed. "It sounds revolting. Do I have to?" That depends.