Unfortunately it was his only visit. My wife told me that she had met him at the door wearing only a bathrobe and thong. She was ready to play, but th...t’s it. I didn’t mind until I heard about him getting things that I hadn’t in years. She said that they started kissing on the couch. He was wearing overalls. She had unzipped his overalls and was teasing the head of his penis though the zipper with her hand. Somehow he had convinced her to take it in her mouth. The explosion, according to her,. " Whatcha mean, 'eventually'?"I found myself staring at the floor again. "Well, she had to when I gotcaught shoplifting it."Mary's voice went from cheerful to serious. "Have you stolen anythingbefore?"My throat felt too tight to speak, so I just nodded.Mary lifted my chin until I was looking her in the eye. "Why did yousteal the wig?" My friends dared me."She tilted her head again. "So you just grabbed the first wig you sawand ran out of the store with it?" Well, not exactly. Mick and Donnie. I was so excited because we made a deal, on Christmas eve we would give each other a gift that involved lingerie and we would sleep in it that night so we could wake up and spend Christmas day as our sexy, feminem, and slutty girls that we liked to be. However this was on one condition, that neither of us had sex, masturbated or even pleased another person sexually (man or woman) for at least two weeks. This seemed a little unfair from a guys perspective I know but when you take into account. "What else can you do?" he wondered aloud, as he stood up and walked to his dresser. Opening the top drawer, he returned with a large dildo and tube of lube. "If you want to, roll over, and let's play some more." By this time, the wine and the arousal had gotten the best of me, and all my inhibitions had flown right out the window. I rolled onto all 4s, practically wiggling my butt in his face as he laughed, crawling onto the bed. I felt the cold squirt of lube on my asscrack, his fingers.