I explained to her that ticks are not easy to see when in the skin, they hide in your hair, armpits, knees, buttocks, and pubic hair area, particularl... in the folds of the vagina and clitoris, and told her of the risks of being infected with ticks.She said “how I know we have or no” (she looked worried) I said you can have your doctor give you an exam. She told me that they don’t have a doctor and it cost too much. I said “as your neighbor and friend I would inspect you for the tick and show. When I saw the ‘girls’ appear at the top of the garden, I checked my watch - it was 9.00 PM!They were loaded down with expensive-looking bags and looked slightly ‘tipsy’ from their lunch date. “Peter, you’ve done such a wonderful job, hasn’t he Caroline?” I allowed myself a broad grin.“Yes Jennifer, but there is still another 20 yards to trim. Will you be able to finish tonight darling?” said my wife. I must have looked stunned.“Don’t be cruel, Caroline, I’m sure Peter will be able to finish it. She didn’t think he’d notice if she borrowed one for a few days.”“What are you gonna do with it?” I asked, chuckling.“Watch it, Dickhead. What do you normally do with movies?” Tina smiled, “When Mum’s not home, of course.” She took the DVD, and went to her room, and came out a few minutes later with some jeans and a pink top on, and watched TV with me until our mother came home from work.The week went by, and almost before I knew it, Friday night came around again. I forgot all about the porn. That was so bad of you last night. My ass is still tingling. You did that deliberately, didn’t you? God, I haven’t cum like that ever, and you weren’t even in me.’ She finally stopped babbling and smiled down at me. I nibbled on her fingers and asked, ‘Is this our new conference position? Me underneath?’ We were smiling at each other when Laura walked in. ‘I’ll be goddamned. Every time I come here, there is some new compromising position you two are in.’ I gestured to join us and she flopped on.