..” I breathe out, as I stand back up to inspect the rest of the room, but my soft ring-tone from my purse, seated on the off colored blue carpet ne...t to the slightly agar door distracts me from my intended actions. I feel my skin instantly break out in goose bumps as I walk over to my purse to retrieve my cell phone from the side pocket. I frown as I see my phone screen light up with bold words as Unknown Number flashes across my screen. My thumb hesitantly hovers over the green phone icon on. "So, why don't you use the facilities and then we'll get you fed before we dress you into one of your new suits." Alright, give me a few minutes," I told her as I stood up.I forgot that I was only in my shorts and she gave me a quick once over. She blushed when I gave her a grin."Sorry Mr. Stewart, that was unprofessional of me," she said."Don't sweat it, you sneak a look, I sneak a look, we're even," I said. "You're gorgeous; I'm surprised the pilots aren't chasing you around the airplane the. Me hi xxxx hi looks nice me turn on your cam xxxxx can you see me me yes you married xxxx yes xxxx brb xxxx back but not hard any more smile me il make you xxxx haha nice me you like guys xxxx hehe sure xxxx your sweet me thanks xxxx but afraid I can turn you on Me is your wife home xxxx she asl**p me hope she does xxxx hehe xxxx nice can I see your legs feet? xxxx oops my wife awake il be back me shit are you busted xxxx no no il be back me come quick im hard now xxxx still hard? me no me. Do we go on or do I ‘eat shit and die’?”Linda started laughing and said, “You would probably ask for horseradish as a seasoning you prick, If I didn’t love you so much I would come over there and kick your ass. Send me a copy and we can see how it goes. I love you.” And she hung the phone up.Her lawyer agreed with almost everything but added a clause for spousal maintenance of $10,000 a year for the non-requesting spouse. I agreed to that and she got the ring backWe were married; and I switched.