.. and it might be infectious. A silly, ridiculous, funny story about a guy who keeps getting attacked by the suddenly cock-hungry women around him. G...d, but that title name is awful though... I'll take any suggestions with anything better in the comments. [Status: Chapter Eight Released - 30/08/2022]Caffeinated Quickies: Honeyed Housewife (A Bimbo Bakery Short Story) - Mike comes home after receiving a big promotion to find his wife a very changed woman. A short, light, mildly silly story. “Just fuck off and leave me the fuck alone!”I put my hands over my ears and screamed, “NOOOOOOOOOO!”And then my phone rang. At first, I didn’t recognise it as mine because I had changed my ringtone just a few days ago, but the music was coming from my back pocket and I was the only living soul around, so... I tugged it from my pocket and stared at the screen, where Emily’s smiling face stared back at me. My thumb hovered over the green phone icon, shifted across to the red one, then moved back. She squealed with the combination of agony and ecstasy that turned her reeling mind to pinpricks of bright light on the insides of her tightly clenched eyelids. The man pulled his cock back out of the cunt, and her seething hole made a deep “glug” noise as if slow bubbles were popping at the surface of a sulpher pit.He could feel her super-tight muscles clenching his cock, sucking it, urging him to thrust it back inside. She had all but forgotten about the wound at the mouth of her fuck hole.. Oh he moved his hands all over everything and then with each ass cheek in hand he headed for the home plate.He was good started to go fast and then slow down speed up slow down. Stopped for a hot second pushed all the way in and then pulled all the way out. I felt empty and wanted that fucker right back in. He sat down on the toilit and told me to sit. I didn't need to be told twice and got on. I bounced looking at him for some time then stood up turned around sat my fat hungry ass right back.