One Friday night, my girlfriend was out with her family and I had no other plans, so I was stuck hanging around the house. After dinner, Mom curled up...on the couch to watch a boring women's movie that had no interest for me so I had no other choice but to go in my bedroom and find something to do. Well, you know what happens when a teenaged boy is sitting around the house with nothing to do. Out come the Playboys and Mom's dirty panties! I turned on theTV in my room, stripped down butt naked. They keep you from getting venereal diseases."The Pharmacist was impressed. "That's right, son. Do you know what the ribs are for?"Ahmed paused and then answered, "Well, not really, but they sure do make the hair on my goat's back stand up."Now, here is an interesting subject --Aphorism – a short, pointed sentence that emits/expresses a wise or clever observation or a general truth.1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only. The awe he had felt when Sir Edward Pelham had entered his office had long since disappeared. It had been replaced with resentment. He resented Caroline Stanhope's possession of assets that were now valued at over six thousand pounds. He resented the way that her brother-in-law continually questioned the fees that he charged Geoffrey Stanhope's estate. But what he resented most was Caroline's failure to act as if she had six thousand pounds, whether she deserved them or not. She still had the. Maybe then the lesson will stick." "Yes Sir," she sighed. She took her book and belongings to her desk and sat down dejected. She opened the book and began reading. But Cathy found the information just as dry and boring after school as it was during class. Cathy stared out the window of her classroom as she watched the school bus that normally would take her home pull away without her. She looked longingly at the bus as it reached the end of the school parking lot and turned the corner headed.