For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.’ The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to...the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, ‘I saw that ... You didn’t put any money in the poor box!’ The Irishman replied, ‘Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in!’Lemon Squeeze There once was a religious young. "This is my wife Sarah, she will be helping you get ready fortonight. You will do everything she says and will address her asMistress. Do you understand?" Yes, Master" Ok, I will leave you two alone, have fun!" Tim walked out of the room.Sarah walked over to me and told me to get undressed. I was hesitant butcomplied. She watched me as I removed my clothes until I was completelynaked. She grabbed my penis very hard, which resulted with me on myknees. She said "You are nothing! You will. Xero seemed intent in figuring out this thing as well but more to find the map where all the fun stuff is. "Hey, each year has their own common room thing. They're throwing down a welcoming party there."Zam was never a party a****l and more the kind to sit or stand somewhere and let the others to do the dancing, and fucking. But he was turning over a new leaf and maybe it's time he got into it. "Yeah? Think it's gonna beat Basic graduation party?" Didn't you see? They ain't even wearing. Then, she closed the distance between us with a few short steps of her bare feet. The little minx straddled my heated loins like one of the saloon strumpets fixing to pee on my belly. Her intentions were a mite bit more depraved and she slowly squatted down until her fuzz-covered hole was poised directly above my trembling dick.That was the signal for me to reach up with both hands and steady her haunches to allow her to sink with unimaginable sensuality surrounding my pointed flesh with her.