“I have my girlfriend, my mother, her mother and a friend of the family here with me.” I went back to the opening measures of “I Dreamed a Dream...”“Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce to you Miss Jennifer Guthrie?”She couldn’t believe what I was doing, but the entertainer in her got her up and she smiled as she walked to me. The applause grew as they noticed how pretty she was.“This is the song that was playing when we first met.”She took my microphone and got it to the correct height.... A jellyfish walks into a hardware store and buys ten drills.Supermarket: a place where you can spend a half-hour looking for instant coffee.How can you spot people who can’t count to twenty? They’re in front of you in the supermarket express lane.I bought some Haagen-Dazs ice cream, and as the cashier rang it up, I asked: “How do you pronounce that.” She said slowly: “Five dollars and 29 cents.”✧ ✧ ✧left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting. I wonder what she’s up to now.Drugs. ? To complete theensemble I fastened the white apron around my waist.? Constance thought that the pageboy wig wouldbe most appropriate for my ensemble and I carefully placed it on after I hadapplied a ton of makeup and lipstick to give the picture of a cross between a$2 hooker and a slut maid. Dinner was pretty uneventful much to my disappointment.? I had still not been allowed to cum so I wasin a state of frustration and could barely concentrate.? I would serve the ladies and every once in. And you are not a psycho." Not anymore," Rachael giggled. "But I was pretty nuts for the last fewmonths. Hey, I'd love to keep this lovefest going, but my bus will behere in a minute. I've gotta run." She picked up the bills Maria hadset on the table. As she looked out the door, she saw her bus coming,and literally had to run.As she did, she felt a slight jiggle on her chest. Maybe she wasstarting to grow. She tried to imagine what such a jiggle would feellike for her mother. Perhaps she would.