. Miss ... When the lads go to town they ... ah ... look for a bit of company and don't want us sitting there watching what they do, if you get my mea...ing Miss."I was a bit slow on the uptake and said, "No, I don't get your meaning, Erica; I ... Oooohhhhhh ... You mean that they go to pick up someone to lay!" Quite right, Miss. We can provide cover before they go to the pub but then all bets are off as the lads all find a 'friendly girl' and snog her face off while getting pissed to the. Most times she would squirm away so we were no longer touching.Once when my parents were both out, my sister came into my room unannounced and caught me jerking off. When I saw her, I began ejaculating and had to cover up in embarrassment. Janice: “You little perv. When did you start jerking off”?Me: “Sis, I do it because I get really horny thinking about sex”Janice: “What do you know about sex? .”Me: “I know enough and need to satisfy myself, since there is nobody else that could help. Hot and bothered 30 minutes to home were we could sort this out. we left the bar and walked to the bus stops - the journey was thru a park. it was dark at this point and as we passed a statue which had seating underneath it - inspiration took to her. she sat me down in the middle of the park - i knew what was going to happen she dumped all her shopping down next to her and excitedly got to her knees....she rubbed my cock thru my jeans ...drunkenly im looking around to make sure we are. ” “Life seldom is Franny Dear. Believe me I know.” A few days later she told me that I was right. She stopped calling the guy and did her best to avoid him and he,d started asking a friend to,go out with him. That summer was an unusual one for England as we actually had a few weeks of hot sunny weather. I was working mostly night security so with wife Sarah doing office work Monday to Friday and the k**s in school when I got up in mid afternoon I often sat in my rear garden in just underpants.