The next morning he was sitting in his office preparing one-page briefing papers for his boss’ boss on several subjects when his assistant buzzed hi... on the intercom.“There are two men here to see you, sir,” she said. Since she never called him ‘sir’ his mental alarms were instantly tripped.“Send them in, please, Sally,” he replied which, since her name wasn’t Sally, was code for ‘send them in and then buzz me to remind me that it’s time for me to leave for an appointment in five minutes’ –. She fixes herself a drink (vodka gimlet) and settles on the sofa to catch up on Netflix or Hulu and pondered dinner. A couple hours and 1-2 more gimlets later she decides (usually opting for a frozen pizza or take-out) and she grabs her laptop to check email and Facebook. By around 9:30 she begins to feel ‘the tingle’ and her favorite part of the night begins! Time to self-satisfy! She grabs her headphones and her trusty vibrator, removing her bra from under her shirt, she logs onto her PornHub. Aubrey brought me a history of Laramie City written in 1875 that said,of those [5,000 residents], a thousand were strong, earnest, daring men, ready to face any danger or ready to undertake any perilous task if they could, in any honorable way, better their fortunes. Another thousand were ready to adopt any policy, honorable or otherwise, so that they got money, and ran no great risks. The balance, with the exception of a few good and noble women, were made up of gamblers, thieves, highwaymen,. There isn’t the slightest waste effort. You’re unreal.” Then he looked at her, shook his head and said, “But ... but ... but I could have sworn you almost drowned that first day in the pool — and that was only sixty days ago.”“I did,” she said with a grin. “Almost drown, that is.”“But how... ? Why... ?”She dropped her eyes and whispered, “So you’d like me. And ... and ... and if God blesses me above all women by allowing me to carry your babies, I know you want them to be like you: handsome,.