.. I see you’ve already heard it.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A cherry float.What do you do when your Kotex catches fire?Throw it on the ...loor and tampon it.What’s 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?Bo Derek getting older.Did you hear about the new douche powder made of alum, LSD, and Kentucky Fried Chicken batter?It’s uptight, outasight, and finger-lickin’ good.What’s the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?You can unscrew a light bulb.What do fat girls and mopeds have. As she pulled back, a string of cum connected her tongue to my throbbing manhood. She looked into my eyes with those sexy blue eyes of hers as she moved back in towards my cock head. Our eyes never separated as she opened her mouth and wrapped those gorgeous lips around my cock. I watched my swollen purple knob slip into her hot mouth as I closed my eyes and groaned out. "Oh my god Amy, I've waited so long for this." As I opened my eyes, I could see she was smiling as she slowly slid up and. So it's decided." All right." Luke conceded glumly."And as you also mentioned previously, I will not take exception to your exuberance," Jessie responded dryly.Luke couldn't help but smile.At her place, he lay on his side with his back to her. His body pressed to the edge of the bed, almost teetering to fall to the floor. She slid in next to him, her arm immediately wrapping around his waist from behind. Her body cupping his."Tell me what's wrong," she whispered into his ear."Nothing is wrong,". I pick up my phone. He will be with me in half an hour. ***************************************** He is already standing by the concealed entrance to the cinema when I arrive. He looks so out of place. He looks up and smiles at me as I walk up to kiss his cheek, breathing him in. I can never have enough of his smell. I take him by the hand and lead him in. He seems unruffled by the bizarreness of the situation, the sleaze, but I am not surprised. Coming in from the light, the room is pitch.