Dan ging ik lekker even naar buiten om een sigaret te roken en daar zag ik vaak een mooi meisje. Ze had net op een ellendige manier een relatie zien s...randen, biechtte ze me al snel op. En zocht een beetje een schouder om op uit te huilen. Welnu, deze koene ridder, die wel samenwoonde met zijn vriendin, was niet te beroerd om hand- en spandiensten te verrichten. Na enkele weken vroeg ik haar of ze een keertje met me wilde squashen, en dat vond ze prima. Ik vertelde mijn vriendin dat ik die. "Tina pulled herself back to a standing position and then leaped off the bed, landing on her hands and going into a full cartwheel."And this," she continued.Now she allowed herself to fall back, her legs spread wide. She fell back, bending in half the wrong way. This incredible bend stunned even Roger. He stared motionless at Tina who jiggled her tits which hung over her shoulders now. He also stared at Tina's patch which was stretched tight by this latest contortion. Her cunt lips poked. The Official Rules of Engagement for arguments between the sexes clearly state that I can ignore any statement he makes without even giving a reason, as long as I supply another issue, relevant or not. ‘This is a rite of passage. When you reach the age of twenty-one, you can go out drinking with your peers who have also reached the legal drinking age to celebrate the birthday and the fact that you can legally drink. ‘Not to mention it would be illegal for you to come with us.’ A stellar. "I couldn't argue her out of it. I tried. I tried every argument I had. But I eventually caved. That woman could out-stubborn me, no question. So I gave in and agreed that Gloria would take my ticket, and say that she bought it. She would go down to the lottery office just before the 180th day and claim the prize, requesting an annuity payout.Did we have any attacks of conscience about it?Short answer: "No!"Long answer: "Hell no!"No matter what the legal niceties were, neither Gloria nor I saw.