I popped to the toilet but while I was in there a received a text saying "when you get back you have to pretend to be my lover - that's what I've told...them to get rid of them!".I came back from the toilet and sat down next to Mom who sidled up close to me and kissed my cheek."I don't believe he is your lover he is too young, more like your son than your lover", said one of the local guys.The other man said, "if he is your lover then kiss him properly"."What's going on?", I asked."Oh these. “Now stand up and we will look at some other positions.”I stood, feeling my dick had grown uncomfortable again. She turned over and stuck her rear up toward me. “Step forward and imagine sticking your dick in from there. This is called doggy style.”I really did want to stick it in. “Oh mom, I wish you would let me,” I pleaded. “No Johnny, we can’t,” she said as she moved to lay with her head on her pillow. “Now for the missionary position.”“I can’t take any more,” I said as I left her room. ..!"I stood there, open mouthed and stunned at what I had just witnessed and heard."That was... That was AWESOME!"I beamed a huge smile at her."I know."She smugly smiled in delight.I lifted my leg up, trying to coax out another fart but all I could manage was a little rattler."God, that was pathetic!"She teased me and chuckled."Yeah, sorry, I can't compete with your lovely bum."I humbly sighed."It's a gift I have."She smiled, sounding even more smug before letting off another thunderous. I leaned up and took off her shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra, and I didn't even notice that. She didn't put one on, in the locker room, I guess. I think I got the same feeling about her, as I saw her boobs in her bedroom. I began drooling just a bit, it seemed like they were even bigger there, as opposed to, when I saw them, in the sauna. "Fuck me, in the pussy. Are they real?" I asked."Yes," Amy replied.After a moment of starring, I put my face right in between her boobs. I licked her chest a.