I could do all those. I talked to my dad."Somebody get me my pills," he shouted. "David wants a job!" Very funny, daddy."He laughed until I thought he...might really need some. When he finally quit, he asked, "what for? Soda? Gum? Condoms?" He lost it again...Remember? ... I have a bigger dick...I mentioned that. He quit laughing and started grumbling, "yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't rub it in. What do you need?" as he fumbled in his pocket change, "50 cents?" Tell you what," I replied. "I'll make a bet. I was really worried I was going to have my teacher look at me with disdain and disgust. That was the last thing I needed. Instead, he called out my name in class and intentionally embarrassed me by saying "I expected better things from you, Lyric." Good grief, one bloody assignment, and I am heading down the hall for the march of the martyrs. Now my teacher hates me. After a good five minute "my heart sunk to my knees moment," the lights were pitch black in the 300 lecture seated hall, and the. .. u roll me quickly & forcefully on2 my side as i again start 2 play with my pulsating prick... u squeeze a big shiny drop of lube on2 your finger then slide it deep in2 my futilely resisting pucker & slick my tight cock-hole up 4 the main event... it feels so wonderfully wicked & wildly wantonas u work your slick finger in & out of my chute & soon my taut ass-hole is loosened enough that u finally work both thumbs inside me then thrust them both even deeper inside & pry my pucker wider &. So I stalled and asked for time to sleep on it; perhaps the gods would visit me in a dream with some guidance. This fit perfectly into their beliefs, so I had a short reprieve. That night I asked Alice for advice, and she gave me two likely spots to try, but with no guarantee.That night, I had Alice continue my education in sex. This appeared to be a popular activity for the rest of the occupants of the cave, judging from the sounds as we finished.The next morning, I related to Chief Big Foot.