"Okay, let me see, first a woman likes to kiss a lot." Like we did," Thomas added. "I liked it too." Yes, like we did. It is just part of her nature a...d tells her that she is loved. A woman needs to know that she is loved. She can never be kissed too much." I love you, Mother," Thomas said sincerely."I know, Sweetheart, and I love you too," she answered, stroking his cheek.He grabbed her hand from his face. "No. Not like a kid kissing his mother ... like ... well, it is more than that. I don't. Perhaps some other time. She also had a sister in the photo that looked a bit younger. A good fuck also. Kelly went upstairs to the bathroom. The shower was amazing. It was a walk in probably ten by eight feet. Shower heads came out from at least ten different spots on the walls. Andrew got into the shower and stroked his hard twelve inch cock in anticipation. A few minutes later Kelly came into the bathroom. She was like a sculpture. Tall, tanned lean and hard. Not a flaw on her. Her straight. I’m going to have to slap the shit out of you.One old lady to another: I went to my HMO Dr. today.Other lady:I think our doctor is an HMO, but Frank thinks he’s straight.The seven dwarves of menopause: bitchy, itchy, sweaty, sleepy, bloated, forgetful and psycho.Why we love children!!A kindergarten told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.“How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked.Because I just pissed in its ear and it didn’t move, answered the child innocently.“You did. I could tell he wanted to escape to their bedroom orthe basement or somewhere, but he knew better than to leave when my motherwas in "angry Mom" mode.As I quietly approached the couch and stepped into in front of my parents,Mom turned to Dad and asked, "What do you think your daughter has been upto today?" He simply shrugged, knowing it was a rhetorical question.That's when Mom shoved her phone toward Dad, which he tentatively tookfrom her.A big sigh escaped my lips, although I don't know if.