Realizing what she’d just done, she smiled, took another sip of her drink, and continued, “This one particular evening, he had an unusually large ...mount of cum and it kept shooting and shooting! I begged him not to stop, it felt so good! I kept rubbing it into my skin, licking it off my fingers, I wanted it all over me!”“That sounds like fun to me,” I smiled. I wasn’t lying, either.“That’s not it, my dear,” she smiled back. “Once he’d finished and I could finally breathe normally, I said ‘We’ll. He was a great cook! later that evening he was very serious end then it happened, he confessed his love for me! Back in those days I was very feminine, even as a man, I was 18, and very naive, even having lived everything I've gone through years before. I freaked out and it was a very awkward moment. He took me home and we never spoke of that again.At the end of the year there was an important event, the kind where is wine and appetizers... and waiters... the thing is that everybody (my fiends. Fuuuck...you're in my cervix you bastard. Fuuuck that's deep!!' I screamed and pulled him in deeper. I noticed that Mat was intently filming every angle and getting good close up of Dan fucking me hard.'

Dan's fuck lust reached an almost unbelievable height and he wailed, 'Momma, I'm cumming!' and his cock swelled inside me and then began to erupt with hot semen, bathing my insides with his steaming sperm. It was like a dam had burst and he just kept cumming, his balls jerking up and down. 13. Complete reversal on the classic, “Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”14. I wonder if she had ‘gun-areah’?15. Gives a whole new meaning to “Vaginal Discharge”.16. Do you suppose she had a ‘rectal reloader’?17. A gun in hand is worth 2 in the bush?18. Figures ... it uses ‘rim shot’ ammo.19. This supports the “Big Bang” theory.20. She was packing a loaded vagina.Old is when!!A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and ordersa Scotch with two drops of water. As the.