The more I thought about the offer, the more attractive I found the details. I knew that each of my three wives would make a better preacher than I bu... I felt that I would be able to stumble my way through the sermons with their assistance. The little ones were no problem, they would enjoy being anywhere we decided to go as long as there was a place to play their silly little games and there were plenty of snacks to keep them fat and happy. The Indian side of our household was also inclined to. .. ) Well," he continued, when he had his voice back, "I seem to be your Fairy Godfather." Cheeze," I groaned. "Literal bugger, aren't you?" Oh, yes," he simpered, "quite literally...". I'm sure you have never seen a six foot, lisping transvestite with muscles like a lumberjack and an incredibly limp wrist simper (and in a bass voice, what's more). Be glad. Be very glad."Anyway," he continued, toning down the nellie act just a bit, "I'm here to grant your wish, my dear." What wish would that. -"Trevor?!" "Amelia? What are you doing here? It's been forever! Wow… You look amazing!"Trevor and I had gone to the same college. He was a senior when I was a freshman and although we were pretty good friends at the time, we lost touch after he graduated. I always had the biggest crush on Trevor. He was sweet guy and was always able to make me laugh. It didn't hurt that he also looked like a mix of a model and an NFL player. - "Today's my first day. I have an internship here for the summer.. "Did you know that you are an expert with all kinds of firearms?" I nodded slowly. "Did you know that you are really, really good in hand-to-hand fighting?" I shook my head. "Did you know that you have stealth and scouting skills?" I shook my head. "I knew all that and was stupid enough to question you."The only thing I can offer in defense is that I've never had anyone who I could depend upon in my life other than my parents. I've never had a boy friend or a lover. Al, I've never even had a.