“Oh, go fuck off, okay? Don’t remind me of how long it took it to climb to the White House, Andrew, no fucking thanks to you! On second thought, l...t’s fuck it out! Here and now! Screw me, Andrew! Give it to your ex-wife good and hard, every ex-husband’s dream come true!” Selina scoffed, not waiting for an answer as she sipped champagne, a rather ironic choice of beverage.“You don’t have to ask me twice!” Andrew exclaimed.Just before things could move along toward that bit of horizontal. " she had a quizzical look on her face. "So nice to meet you. If Jeff says you're his friend, I'm sure you're a lovely girl. Come on in and meet everyone."I tried to protest, but she put her arm around me and led me to the kitchen."It's nice to meet you too, Mrs. —" Sunny" she said."Sunny." You should know why she uses that," Jeff said."Jeff," Sunny admonished."Petal Sunshine Goldberg. What would you call yourself? Mom was born on a commune." He said it with obvious affection.We reached the. We started, or rather Jaqui started talking away again. She was very blunt about sex and was telling me how it is easy for girls to think sexy thoughts as it didn’t show too much. However, I had noticed that her nipples were nice and hard and said as such (I was getting bolder) but she passed it off as being cold (yeah right!). Jaqui then called over a steward and ordered a bottle of wine and a club sandwich which arrived in a matter of moments. We sat there sipping our wine and eating the. I even went to the extent of paying someone who works for the government to make me a birth certificate for my new gender. The name of course was "Joanne Marie Andrews", born 1977, gender, female. I later went on to getting my social insurance number, driver's license, a bank account, even credit cards, I had everything that a normal female would have. All without my parents knowing, or even having suspicions about. The first thing that I did was go to a salon, and have my hair styled..