Her dancing caused every male tongue in the audience to hit the floor.That was followed with 'Simply Irresistible', and the rest of my wives revealed ...dentical outfits. It was intended as a parody of the old Robert Palmer video, but the reaction wasn't laughter!The last one did get a chuckle or two. I was the target of 'Backfield in Motion'. Joan did the lead, with a large chorus of lovely backup singers. After the first few words, the crowd was singing along. I just hammed it up, by acting. ”We walked into the living room and mom went to the kitchen to get Mr. Jackson some water. She came back into the living room and stood in front of Mr. Jackson who was sitting on the couch and handed him the water. I sat on a chair opposite the couch.“Stay right there bitch.” As he took a big drink and set the glass on the table.“Unbutton that dress and let me see what you got under there.”Mom slowly started to unbutton her dress and let it hang open. She had on a bra, panties, garter belt. Chargers for laptops, cellphones, shavers, tooth brushes, dvd players, tablets, cameras, ipads and GPS. Times four. Every outlet, every flat surface, was consumed by a charger and a snarl of wire. I cut a hole in the end of the box, and pulled through a single cord. Multi-taps made a hole for every prong. The box became a happy jungle of wire, with a merry glow of red and green lights.With the kids away at school, the jungle has been cut in half, but the shoebox still has a home on the kitchen. He was in his thirties, and as well as being a bar owner, he was also a councillor and very well respected in the community.One evening at the bar, Ray cornered me as I was coming out of the loo. He had a storeroom nearby, which was out of view of anybody. He told me he really fancied me, and we kissed quite passionately. I was flattered. He was a good looking guy, twenty-five years younger than myself.For two or three months, this would happen every time we went to the bar. On a couple of.