I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I’d get the blue arc of electricity darting...back and forth between the prongs.AWESOME!!!Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn’t be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently. Fir dada ji bahar aa gaye. Aur woh aapne kamre mein jaake let gaye.Main – Kaisa nazara tha dada ji?Dada ji – Puch mat beta abhi tak teri mummy ke woh kase hue dudh dikhayi de rahe hai.Main – Jaldi hi woh aapko aapna dudh bhi pila dengi dada ji.Dada ji – Beta, kya teri mummy kamre ke ander hi maxi pehan ke rehti hai?Main – Ha dada ji woh kamre ke ander hi maxi pehnti hai. Bahar aapki wajah se nahi pehnti hai. Magar aap chaho to unse yahi baat karo. Aur bahar bhi maxi pehnne ko keh do.Dada ji –. Her mother nodded apprehensively and let her go, but wondered why her daughter was napping if she had a big test coming up. Clara ran upstairs and pulled out her homework but fell to her knees in pain by her desk. There was a sharp pain a lot like a period pain in her stomach. At first she thought that it was the bugs biting her but then realized what her teacher explained today. The bugs were looking for a good place to nest, her womb. She groaned and moved over to her bed, she took deep. ”“Sounds good to me.”“It better. Now go! Take a shower!”“Yes, Ma’am!”He bit his tongue. The words had just slipped out. Unintended. Or maybe not all that unintentionally. His hope that maybe she hadn’t noticed was crushed immediately.“Keep it up! I like where this is going!”He couldn’t find the right a catchy reply, and so he remained quiet.Alexander went into the bathroom to take his shower, glad to get some time to get a grip on things.He did warm up to her verbal jabs though. It was just.