Tonight was a payday, of sorts. The hotel in which I'm staying (my home away from home) often receives tour busses. Typically, it's older (65+ y/o) co...ples, with a few stray women in the group.I didn't pay much attention to my walk to get a soda, and had rather automatically hung out my junk through the opening in my loungers. Walking back with my booty, I was nearly to my room when a door opened. Here were two VERY mature ladies, dressed in their polyester "finery," exiting their shared room.. “Don’t worry about that,” he said and hung up the phone.OOooOOAt the gas station, Casey got out of her blue Mustang convertible and pulled on her T-shirt to show off her huge bouncing tits. From his booth, Mick watched her hook up the nozzle to her car — and bend to let all around see her pussy. She was already dripping juices down her inner thighs and Mick licked his lips before asking over the PA system if she needed anything.Casey said she wanted her windows washed and a look under the hood.. Finally, after what felt like centuries, his soft lips fell upon mine. The kiss was just like his gaze full of determination, felt just like his velvet voice, and tasted of sweet bliss. I had never been kissed like that in my whole life. At that moment I didn't care that he was a complete stranger. Everything felt right, and the kiss clouded my mind. His strong hands moved to my sides and back, pulling me as close to his as possible. Just as we finished our kiss, he was out of the car and. American tourists are referred to as the Ugly Americans ... but at least we go home. The fucking Pommys show up ... stomp all over Aussie feelings ... and STAY. (stolen from an email from a rude Australian.) (Thank you Mark)It's like Texans; just across the Texas-Oklahoma border ... on the northern side ... there's a bar. The men's shitter has three usable urinals; they are marked OKIES. There's one urinal right up against the ceiling; TEXANS.Texans in Texas are wonderful people. Take them out.