“Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks. “Hanging myself,” the blonde replies. “The rope should be around your neck” says the guard. “I tried...that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe.”An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: “Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?” To which the blonde man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”A friend told the blonde man: “Christmas is on a Friday this year.” The blonde man then said, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”Two. Ben explained me that he was very well endowed. After knowing about her preferences, he tried anal with her, sucking her pussy and licking her asshole first to relax her, used a lot of lube, but when he tried to put his cock very carefully in her asshole and penetrated a few inches, she screamed, and they eventually ended the night in an ER, where she got a lot of stitches. Their sex life was over. She would never have him inside her pussy again, she would never blow him, and she wouldnt even. Terece was the spokesperson and wanted to know if they could have an all day party. No people invited, just the four of us, but a party. I asked what they had in mind, some blushing and looking at each other, then they said that they brought a couple of bottles of rum with them, Terece's cousin bought it for them.I wasn't sure, but I agreed if we didn't leave the room once anyone was getting tipsy and no one could get really drunk, I was still responsible. They excitedly started making plans,. He said, "I didn't think we even got started yet." That's strange," Sally said.Alice recovered and looked over at Sid trying to figure out what had happened. Deciding that it didn't matter, she pushed him onto his back and climbed on him again. She screamed and lost consciousness the same time his cock touched her private area. There hadn't even been insertion. They hit foreheads as she collapsed.Sally covered her mouth and laughed at the situation in which Sid found himself. From underneath.