Why did God invent Jameson whiskey?A. So the Irish would never rule the world!Q: What do Russians get when mixing Holy Water with Vodka?A: The Holy Sp...rit!Q: What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order?A: “A beer please, and one for the road.”Q: You know what’s fun about being sober?A: Nothing.Q: Why did Mexicans create tequila?A: So ugly people would have a chance at having sex!Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol?A: Tequila MockingbirdQ: What has eight arms. I woke up with the alarm, Monu and Rinkugot up, we slowly went to Pinky’s room and saw dim light coming out of herroom, It was her table light and she was very visible. Pinky was sleepingwith skirt and top, we slowely went inside and saw a very sexy sis sleeping hertits so firm and round, I could not control it and took my cock out my brothersalso took their stiff cocks out and we all started masturbating, sabse pehlemonu ka nikala aur Pinky ke bed pe ghira, aur hum sab ne usko dekthe dekthe. I let all the new feelings that I was experiencing wash over me and started to orgasm violently and couldn’t stop. I vaguely heard Pete yell out, "Let her go." I dropped like a rag doll and fell straight down into the large hole that I was standing in. I was writhing around in the mud like a mad woman. I couldn’t stop cumming or squirting. Due to the sheer volume of my juices that were running out, it very quickly turned into a mud bog. I could hear Pete and several other people laughing out. "She took my hand and put it on her breast and said, "Feel my tit, squeeze it... but not too hard... rub your thumb over my nipple and pinch it... As I rubbed my thumb a crossed her nipple and pinched it. I felt her nipple grow bigger and get hard. Her body was trembling as she put her other hand over mine holding it against her breast. She moaned,"Ooooh yes, that's it." She slipped her hand between us, down the front of my shorts. She grabbed my cock and squeezed it, rubbing her hand over it..