I just opend the car door and i heard a voice say "Why dose this always happen to me"i looked over the bonet on my car to see it was Carla once again,...i went to inversergate. are you ok i said ? no my dam car will not start i told her to ring her hubby and she told me he was in the army and was out the country at the mo. i said ill ring the AA for you as i got my phone out i rang and they told me she had to be a member so i said ill pay for a membership right now then my bat died on my phone. I began to push, forcing it into my unprepared ass when the door opened up. “Oh my god! Luke STOP!” I turned to see Cara standing at the foot of the bedroom, wide eyed. “What are you doing?!” My first reaction was fear and shame. She had caught her boyfriend in their bed, bent over and trying to force the same dildo that fucked her last night into his ass. “Fuck baby I’m so sorry. I don’t know what I was thinking. I just saw you enjoying it last night and couldn’t get how hot it looked out of. ''So it's a bet?''Yep.'Amy sat down to play a game she'd played many, many times before. And she wiped the floor with the cocky Robbie. 'Oh well,' She said. 'Goodnight Robbie.''No way, you cheated.''You got beat fair and square kid now get your peejays on and get into bed.''I won't do it.'Amy sized the boy up. 'Oh well. I'll just give the twenty dollars to Beth for telling every boy in your school you got beaten by a girl.' She shrugged.'Damn, you're good.''Yep.' Amy smiled. 'Now it's time for. You’ll really love my place.The grass is almost a foot high.”Come on ... did you really think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story? Look at Congress -- over 300 Lawyers!!!This one is compliments of Gary H.OLD AGE...This is what all of you 70+ years old, and yet-to-be senior citizens, have to look forward to!! This is something that happened at an assisted living center. The people who lived there have small apartments, but they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one.