She went down and removed my shorts along with my underwear and started licking my tool. I think she was preparing for this as she was pretty good.She...paused and asked, “Epdi irunthuchu en pazham?” (How were my fruits?)Me: Panju mittai mathiri irunthuchu. Valaipazham epdi iruku (It was like cotton candy. How is my banana?)She: Iru juice kudichutu solren (Wait, let me taste its juice and tell).She started sucking my tool and was doing pro moves like creating a vacuum and sucking it. I moved her. When I fired the pistol, Becky shit on my face, bit three inches off my dick, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."This is a thought piece from Earl...WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side.Victorian Police: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!Grandpa: In my. I then asked her if there was going to be a wash today as I had a fewitems that needed to get done. She told me that the washing machine wasin the laundry and if I needed instructions on how to make it work,simply to ask."No better time than the present," I remarked heading back to thebedroom, whereupon collecting 3 days worth of dirty washing in my arms Icarried it towards the laundry. Aunty Poss followed me out and watched meloading the washing machine."Steph, a word to the wise, if you want. I kinda screamed a bit, and he says something about me liking his big cock.”Well, Cheryl tells me about how he stands in the kitchen slowly stroking himself, and making crude and lusty comments, and how she is turning into jello watching this thirty something guy playing with himself and encouraging her to come over and join him. She continues her story about how she ends up in his arms, then in the bedroom naked on his bed, and his cock buried in her.By the time Cheryl finishes her tale of how.