With a gentle shove, she pushed him back on the plush bed. She opened the gun chamber, tapped the bullets into her open handbag, and then handed the p...stol back to him. “Really, Beauregard,” she shook her head in disbelief. “Sometimes I wonder what notions get into that head of yours.” He choked on a sob. “If I can’t kill you, then I’ll kill myself. I swear I will. I’ll open the window and jump.” “Oh, my beautiful, silly Beauregard,” Lorelei gave a soft laugh and ran her fingers through his. Since you aren't used to me, I'll give you two more chances. Okay?" If you think you can, give it your best shot, Dad." I confidently say to him.My mom snickers which quickly turns into hysterical laughter. "Oh my, Molly, you have no idea what you've just done."I look at my mom confused. "What do you mean?"My mom rested her hand on my forehead and says, "You just challenged your father's sexual prowess." So?" I ask.My mom shrugs her shoulders. "Well, don't say I didn't warn you."I start to get. We said no Ben, start a walk-in down that a way. That shotgun musta been cold in his neck. We got him in the house and set him on the couch. Jen whispered again. We giggled and opened up mas old trunk. Jen blindfolded Ben. We put on some of grandmas old clothes from way back when she was young. Frilly hats and long dresses that was all yeller colored now. Jen took off Bens blindfold. We paraded around all sexy like and gave him a peek-a-boo show. We lifted up our long dresses and let him peek. That had the effect of keeping you on your toes. So it was quite a change when I started to notice little things about her. Like maybe her love life wasn't so good. I noticed because within two weeks she was starting to look at my legs. That's a laugh, right. Well, almost. Actually, she has been looking at everyone's legs and lower bodies but I just couldn't figure out why. I wear shorts most of the year because of the warm climate. Because of this and the large size of my cock, I'm very.