"The bastard!" Andy snarled, surprising Jack. Father and son had seemed to have a good relationship. "Why isn't Mom enough for him?" I guess you hear ...his a lot from adults, Andy, but it's complicated. I'm going to be straight with you and tell you all sides of it from what I know, OK?" Andy nodded."First of all, your dad has never been able to resist a sexy woman." You mean it's not just lately?" I'm afraid not. That's his weakness. We all have them, so don't be too hard on him for that. So,. ’ Alan shook his head and took a long pull from his beer. ‘She a carpet muncher? Lesbo?’ ‘Yeah, Alan. We got no chance, not even with your donkey dick.’ He let out a huge, juicy burp and finished his beer. ‘You been lookin’ at her nekkid when she’s swimmin’. I seed you in th’ afternoon, then I seed her walking up in thet robe with her butt stickin’ out. Mebbe she let us watch her an’ her girlfren’ make out sumtime.’ He bent over and stepped aside, with his eyes closed and a few gargled chuckles. Live) that is the Mind Control University Stories, i'm sure you probably already know what i'm talking about, but in case you don't i'll leave a link for the (as far as i know) original story, so this story is about a school where everyone has some type of mind control ability and the goal is to enslave as many students as you can without being enslaved, so a common situation i went through when reading this stories is that they never went the way i wanted them to, so that's the main reason i. All in all it was actually a lot of fun, and I asked if he would sit in with us for the game tonight, since we were short a player.He agreed, and I handed him a “generic fighter” character sheet, and we had a lot of fun that night. I had set up where after entering a canyon, a rock slide prevented them from going back and between them and the other side were several s**ttered kobold villages. Lots of fighting, but nothing too hard for them to conquer.“Dude, that was great! I’m gonna add this as.